The Proust Questionnaire

What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Waking up empowered, ready to face whatever 

that particular day has in store for me.

What is your idea of perfect happiness?

Great memories.

Autumn afternoon sunlight between 3:30 and 4:30 pm.

What is your current state of mind?

Heavily occupied.

What is your favorite occupation?

Solving difficult and complex problems through design.

What is your most treasured possession?

My figure skates

What or who is the greatest love of your life?

Tank+Chris

What is your favorite journey?

The. hippest trip in America, on the Soul Train Line.

What is your most marked characteristic?

 A caustic, quick wit. 

When and where were you the happiest?

In the womb.

What is it that you most dislike?

People looking at thier phone while in an active crosswalk

What is your greatest fear?

Facing life without Tank.

(a/k/a The Unknown)

What is your greatest extravagance?

Impulse trips to Costco

Which living person do you most despise?

Toss up between Tyra Banks and James Corden 

What is your greatest regret?

I have NONE.

Which talent would you most like to have?

I’m maxed out as far as talent goes. So I’m good for now. 

Where would you like to live?

New Canaan, CT, Lake Forest, IL or Kalispell, MT

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?

Arriving at the airport with no chance of an upgrade.

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What is the quality you most like in a man?

Ease of self, and a love of dancing

What is the quality you most like in a woman?

The ability to walk in heels properly 

and the ability to accessorize well.. 

What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?

My quick temper.  

What are key traits you most deplore in others?

Poor design sense, poor hygeine, vocal fry and upspeak

What do you most value in your friends?

Their unconditional love and acceptance.

Who is your favorite hero of fiction?

Herman Munster

Who are your heroes in real life?

Charles Pfizer

Which living person do you most admire?

My Husband

What do you consider the most overrated virtue?

Love

On what occasions do you lie?

Since I'm always brutally frank, lying is NEVER an option.

Which words or phrases do you most overuse?

Whatcha doin’? Really? Now? See?

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

I want to grow a real hipster beard.

What are your favorite names?

Bennett, Antonio, Walter, Chris

How would you like to die?

Young and very wealthy.

If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, 

what/whom do you think it would be?

A white male. Seriously, I simply have to see what all the hype is about. 

What is your motto?

The designer who bitches without pitches, gets stitches.